stability:

A part time teacher part time stripper named Miss B. Haven

(Source: stability, via chillvibes)

reverseracists:

neighbors in Paris

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via tatehorror)

neonspaceships:

My teacher dresses up as Mr. Neutron oh my god I’m dying

neonspaceships:

My teacher dresses up as Mr. Neutron oh my god I’m dying

(via tatehorror)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(via tatehorror)

bohemianmoonx:

tulipnight:

Moonrise by moe chen on Flickr.

ॐtranscendॐ

I want to take you
on road trips
and hold conversations
under the big blue skies.
I want to drive endlessly
down empty roads
in the middle of the night,
park in the middle of nowhere
so we can watch the stars shine.
You are the only one
that can call me at 3 AM
and I will be more than okay with it
for I would rather
hear your voice than
catch up on episodes that I’ve missed.
Because when it comes to you
the pieces just seem to fit.



I can see galaxies in your eyes
and hear waves crashing onshore
whenever you speak.
And I wish to tell you
that I think the one for you,
is me.

Ming D. Liu, A Story A Day #81 (via mor-rissey)

(via alicedeeee)

ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

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(via chillvibes)

green-tea-rex:

It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

(via whisperandillkissyouback)

illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

(via whisperandillkissyouback)

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.